And remember, the eggs have to go on AFTER it comes out of the oven. They’re raw eggs.
Joseph419270577
Your Honor, this falls under the jurisdiction of the Family Court. Such parental negligence in exposing one’s minor child to the derision of our serious court is the only crime here.

The_Shark_Dentist
That’s adorable. Not guilty.
buttcrackmenace
thats like $400 at Cali Pizza
good luck!
Motor_Sweet7518
P-I-Z-Z-A
rrodrick386
Off topic (topping) but your daughter is going to become a great artist
Super-Illustrator414
This a Brazilian?
Super-Illustrator414
Avocado PITS?! 😂🥑
bluecomposer
Reminds me of the Hamilton parody where he just describes an outrageous pizza order
Internal_Gur_4268
Ice cream is a no no, you let her watch too much Scooby-Doo? I could actually see spinach inside the crust having potential, but maybe not alone. I also can’t help notice there aren’t even any traditional pizza toppings on it. Guess she isn’t a pineapple fan? Man, I’d try it but I’m not eating a avocado pit
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Starting the crime spree young eh ?
YOU’RE OHNOR THEY WERE SIMPLY *THINKING* AND *DRAWING* ABOUT PIZZA CRIMES, NOT ACUTALLY DOING THEM
https://preview.redd.it/1t3920auq37f1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e1ba89cc4b0cc9b5b3043e76f3f8fddb1a2255
Mystery sauce??
Cute and guilty.
“I would eat it, how about you?”
I think you know what you have to do, Dad.
And remember, the eggs have to go on AFTER it comes out of the oven. They’re raw eggs.
Your Honor, this falls under the jurisdiction of the Family Court. Such parental negligence in exposing one’s minor child to the derision of our serious court is the only crime here.

That’s adorable. Not guilty.
thats like $400 at Cali Pizza
good luck!
P-I-Z-Z-A
Off topic (topping) but your daughter is going to become a great artist
This a Brazilian?
Avocado PITS?! 😂🥑
Reminds me of the Hamilton parody where he just describes an outrageous pizza order
Ice cream is a no no, you let her watch too much Scooby-Doo? I could actually see spinach inside the crust having potential, but maybe not alone. I also can’t help notice there aren’t even any traditional pizza toppings on it. Guess she isn’t a pineapple fan? Man, I’d try it but I’m not eating a avocado pit